Category Archives: opinion

Modern language? like, It’s, like really annoying?

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Womankind

What happened to women? In 1928 Women won the same voting rights as men. We were becoming equals. Now we can argue back, go out to the pub, have sex with men we don’t know, have kids out of wedlock. … Continue reading

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Women: What happened since we got the vote..

      We are SO much more shaggable since we got the vote..and also quite sweet, and placid, and slim, and blond…

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A happy-looking application of suntan lotion

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Ebay: The Bell Bottom Blunder

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2.4 Hours in KFC

Based on the saying “If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you always got” I spent part of my day sitting in KFC today drawing people on my iPad. Neither of which I have ever … Continue reading

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A Question for my Old Boss

Dear Mark, with reference to your recent interview, are you sure the craziest thing you ever saw in one of your restaurants was seeing a diner put tabasco on a white truffle risotto? (a private party seeing who could sit … Continue reading

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Dear iPhone

Sitting on the train I found I was able to paint the 2 women sitting directly in front of me without them noticing. They were so engrossed in their phones that I am not even sure I was in their … Continue reading

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Hand dilemma

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Homeland synopsis

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