Brexit, Lies, and The US Election:

Dear American voters: Lots of English voters believed some lies from ‘real’ ‘honest’ and ‘straight talking’ politicians and newspapers, and they voted for Brexit. Then it was proved that these politicians lied to get what they wanted. Now the pound is not worth as much as it used to be. By quite a long way. In fact there are many more negative impacts than we predicted (Click here for Financial Times synopsis). Don’t vote for the guy below in our honour (I think he keeps bring us up?). You need to take what he says about Brexit with a pinch of salt – although go easy on those sodium levels – . Try to go for the person who you imagine might teach your kids better values. Like sharing. Helping others. The list goes on. Keep it simple tomorrow. #FingersCrossedForTomorrow #VoteHillary #SOS

 

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Parenting. What about ‘Childing?’

When your kids want something there really is no excuse available to you that they will accept. Wether it’s having another ice cream, watching another episode of Paw Patrol, not having a bath, or when you, yes YOU (remember!?) want to leave the playground, because you want a wee so much that you know one sneeze and ITS GAME OVER. There really are #NoExcuses. If I did Parenting like my kids do Childing things would get very militant. I mean telling me to piss myself so she can go on the swings? that’s NUTS.

 

 

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The French / English Sliced Loaf Debacle

Over breakfast I said to my French partner “that’s not a slice of bread”. He replied “oh you English and your fucking sliced bread!” Does ‘the best thing since sliced bread’ mean NOTHING?!..

 

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Live Drawings At London Fashion Week

I spent some time working for a client live drawing for LFW. Paul Smith and Margaret Howell. Plus having some fun watching and observing as usual. Here are some of my pics.

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Yippee! Today’s THE day…

 

My book is now available to buy online at Amazon click here to buy a copy. #SupportYourLocalMum and get your Christmas present sorted all at once It’s only £10 and it is designed to make you laugh, which is nice…

Right I’d better go and empty the dishwasher, make a packed lunch, brush 3 sets of teeth and have a small argument about repeating myself.

 

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Mr Blosich (Rhymes With Sausage)

Another school rumour. I’ve been neglecting them so here is #26:

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Parents: New Washing Revolution

A revolutionary new washing machine designed with babies, toddlers, and pre schoolers in mind. Works right up until they leave home. #AllTypesOfShit

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