People#1: At The Swimming Baths.

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Fashion Students’ Legs

My initial idea that these young women would represent all the excitement in the future of fashion was literally ripped apart. At the knees.FashionStudents

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Covered.

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The Big Blue Finger

I am not trying to be clever, it’s just how I feel. Sorry NHS, sorry public services, sorry hard working people on shit wages. Now its time for the big blue finger.

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Modern Parenting #3: Perineal Massage. A Modern Must

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Political Leaders and Sandwiches.

A poem I wrote a little while ago regarding Thursday’s general election. I will be voting, but I will feel a little like I’m choosing a sandwich in a bad supermarket:

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Hypnobirthing. Another Must.

A quick visualisation of my friends’ Hypnobirthing experience. #ModernBirthingMusts :

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Bullshit Baffles Brains

Sounding off in Carluccio’s. a little eave’s dropping this morning confirms the bullshit motto taught to me by my Great Uncle Gilbert. (Wonderful man). Just look at that finger.

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Today

  

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