The Warp and the Weft of Walter White

Finally got round to watching Breaking Bad. Perfect way to spend a day with the flu. I’ve had a go at drawing the crags and crannies of the wonderful face of Walter White. He looks like he’s been woven.

 

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There’s No Fun In Therapy

No fun in therapy sml

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Middle Class Dilemma #4: E5 Bakehouse

My amazing local baker, the E5 Bakehouse gave me a big fat cinnamon bun on Monday. I felt happy. They gave me a piddle-y small runt of one today and my heart sank. But because I am middle class I didn’t like to be rude and ask them to take it out the bag and replace it with the fat one just to the left. I regretted this, and will not allow it to happen again.

 

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My work in Marie Claire

I did some photocopies and screen printing, cutting and glueing with Jason Hetherington’s photos of actress Kaya Scodelario, AKA Effie from Skins. They are in April’s edition of Marie Claire, out now.

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What Women Look Like Naked. Really

I normally see semi clad women on a fashion shoot, so my perspective has been somewhat distorted. That and all the magazines. Well might I suggest a trip to your local swimming pool. Gentlemen (and I think you already know this) This is what the majority of women look like really. You naughty lying magazines, you.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: YOU’VE BEEN TRICKED.

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School Rumour..Naked Nun

Thanks to disappearingwoman for this rumour. Kids that go to Catholic schools are bound to target the Nuns!

Sister Mary

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Seymour Hoffman as Truman Capote

 

I like to paint sometimes when I’m watching a good film. My youngest set about it with a blue pen, but never mind. I sort of like it.

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BAD fox. I could kick you. I could.

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School Rumour.. Tackle Waggling

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School Rumour: What Happens if you Swallow Gum

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