I know you’re not supposed to look at it but just this once…
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They are all doing it for some -much needed- extra cash. They should be punished by being forced to act with the product at all times forever.
Can alleviate feelings of guilt such as:
*Shopping in Tesco’s instead of locally
*Spending £2.20 on a coffee
*Sacking the cleaner
*Pronouncing chorizo without a lisp
*Screaming at the kids
*Buying strawberries out of season
*Forgetting to vote
I have always found the term M.I.L.F infuriating…as if being a good Mother, working hard to earn money, and maintaining something of a good mood isn’t quite enough..We are now supposed to be shaggable all at the same time. Last time somebody tried to give me this ‘compliment’ I wanted to poke them in the eye with my ‘Extra Volume Lash’ mascara.