LOOK…THE SUN…I can see it..It’s in the sky

I know you’re not supposed to look at it but just this once…

IT%22S SUNNY!

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Combative Sexual Posturer on the Northern Line

I call these men ‘Bollocky Men’.Sexual Posturer

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Like, Multi-talented?

At this week’s photoshoot: The guy who wanted to see my ‘shit’.

Multi-talentedsml

 

 

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UK 5 Day Weather Forecast:

weather

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Laughing Out Loud

A drawing I did of a young guy who lols a lot, (not Lol-ing)

Youth

 

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The Organic Veg Guy

hot water bottle

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Standing on Her Head

Upside down model

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Actors and Brands and Disappointment

They are all doing it for some -much needed- extra cash. They should be punished by being forced to act with the product at all times forever.

Clooney nespresso

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New Eco Spray For Middle Class Guilt

Guilt removal sprayCan alleviate feelings of guilt such as:

*Shopping in Tesco’s instead of locally

*Spending £2.20 on a coffee

*Sacking the cleaner

*Pronouncing chorizo without a lisp

*Screaming at the kids

*Buying strawberries out of season

*Forgetting to vote

 

 

 

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An addition to my MILF collection

 
I have always found the term M.I.L.F infuriating…as if being a good Mother, working hard to earn money, and maintaining something of a good mood isn’t quite enough..We are now supposed to be shaggable all at the same time. Last time somebody tried to give me this ‘compliment’ I wanted to poke them in the eye with my ‘Extra Volume Lash’ mascara.

F.I.L.F

 

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