I went out for dinner last night in Soho. A small restaurant called Giovanni’s. We experienced the most silent and bizarre chef/waiter who would neither speak to us or look at us. He was a hoot:

The most distainful waiter I have ever met.

I then had the pleasure of realising that I was surrounded by images of the owner, of about 5″2 in height alongside David Hasselhoff:

There was even the Carbonara “alla The Hoff” available on the menu.

Our waiter warmed to us in the end, as we (my friend, Anna and I) realised the best, no, only way we could communicate with him was through men. Fortunately Thom was with us. It was just women he hated in the end. Phew. That’s OK then.