Photojournalism Goes Insane Over Pickle Story

Posted on April 2, 2015 by Laura Quick

Reading this story in today’s Metro, I couldn’t help but imagine the following conversation:

The Photgrapher “Ok Alan, I think the BEST thing is if you lie flat on the floor with your arms outstretched and hold the ACUTAL jar of pickled onions out towards me as if you’re offering me one. Floor level style. Then we’ll place the dog over your body as if he’s pinning you inadvertently to the carpet. Look sort of desperate.”

Alan: (clearly not prone to questioning the voice of professionalism and authority) “No Problem, like this?”

Photographer: “just tilt your head a little… Nice. You look great.”

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4 Responses to Photojournalism Goes Insane Over Pickle Story

Stuff She Says says:

April 2, 2015 at 15:45

Hahaha too true!!

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equinoxio21 says:

April 6, 2015 at 23:17

Photographers can be… a bit directive. I’ve had a few pictures taken by professional photographers for publication in journals or magazines, and… I mean really! Move your head move your shoulders, bend on the desk, etc. Thank you that was fun!
🙂
Take care
Brian

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April 11, 2015 at 08:28

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Tempy says:

May 15, 2015 at 09:37

Too funny!

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