Category Archives: opinion
Political Leaders and Sandwiches.
A poem I wrote a little while ago regarding Thursday’s general election. I will be voting, but I will feel a little like I’m choosing a sandwich in a bad supermarket:
Bullshit Baffles Brains
Sounding off in Carluccio’s. a little eave’s dropping this morning confirms the bullshit motto taught to me by my Great Uncle Gilbert. (Wonderful man). Just look at that finger.
A Small Observation On The School Run
Media Mum demonstrates irritating and not uncommon 500-decibel-own-child-worship. Sideways glance from Mother in Niquab confirms this.
School Rumour: Half Bull Baby
A new school rumour for you from Eleanor Verner:
Photojournalism Goes Insane Over Pickle Story
Reading this story in today’s Metro, I couldn’t help but imagine the following conversation: The Photgrapher “Ok Alan, I think the BEST thing is if you lie flat on the floor with your arms outstretched and hold the ACUTAL jar … Continue reading
Mandatory Health Check
My daughter was due her routine health check. The lady had a very special ‘way’….It was like being sent to the headmaster’s office.
Today’s Solar Eclipse – Using Your ACTUAL Eyes
Might I suggest using the old fashioned method of watching this morning’s solar eclipse?Heck we could even leave our phones by the bed?! #LivingOnTheEdge #UsingYourActualEyes
iBeard The Latest Must Have At Apple Store
At the genius bar in Regent Street, I couldn’t help but notice the abundant facial hair (On the men). I drew a few while they were tapping away on peoples equipment fixing things, and looking generally furry, yet serious.
The Ad For Acupuncture Looked a Bit Like This
I have had acupuncture before, and when they put the needles in my face, I didn’t smile…

