Category Archives: opinion

Political Leaders and Sandwiches.

A poem I wrote a little while ago regarding Thursday’s general election. I will be voting, but I will feel a little like I’m choosing a sandwich in a bad supermarket:  

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Bullshit Baffles Brains

Sounding off in Carluccio’s. a little eave’s dropping this morning confirms the bullshit motto taught to me by my Great Uncle Gilbert. (Wonderful man). Just look at that finger.

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A Small Observation On The School Run

Media Mum demonstrates irritating and not uncommon 500-decibel-own-child-worship. Sideways glance from Mother in Niquab confirms this.

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School Rumour: Half Bull Baby

A new school rumour for you from Eleanor Verner:

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Photojournalism Goes Insane Over Pickle Story

Reading this story in today’s Metro, I couldn’t help but imagine the following conversation:  The Photgrapher “Ok Alan, I think the BEST thing is if you lie flat on the floor with your arms outstretched and hold the ACUTAL jar … Continue reading

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Mandatory Health Check

My daughter was due her routine health check. The lady had a very special ‘way’….It was like being sent to the headmaster’s office.  

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Today’s Solar Eclipse – Using Your ACTUAL Eyes

Might I suggest using the old fashioned method of watching this morning’s solar eclipse?Heck we could even leave our phones by the bed?! #LivingOnTheEdge #UsingYourActualEyes

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iBeard The Latest Must Have At Apple Store

At the genius bar in Regent Street, I couldn’t help but notice the abundant facial hair (On the men). I drew a few while they were tapping away on peoples equipment fixing things, and looking generally furry, yet serious.

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The Ad For Acupuncture Looked a Bit Like This

I have had acupuncture before, and when they put the needles in my face, I didn’t smile…

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