Category Archives: opinion
My Fast Food Lunch
I tend to avoid fast food. I don’t think I like it. I listened to this man speaking to his wife, and quickly sketched him out… I wrote down what he said. His wife looked somewhat uninterested.
The Westfield. At Christmas.
I’m not particularly religious myself, but non-the-less, I couldn’t help but feel a certain irony while spending the morning in the Westfield Shopping Centre, Stratford yesterday…
The Elf in Hamleys
Although the elf, known as Wendy, looked a bit like a normal woman with clip on ears, she was very kind and helpful.
Perfume Advert Swap Shop
Imagine I am whispering this in your ear. Gently, softly and a little bit spitty-ly… I can deal with the occasional TV ad for perfume (just), but at Christmas, the ratio crescendos to something more like a scream. Everyone is … Continue reading
Matching shoes and toolbox
How to annoy the woman in trendy sandwich shop
A short dialogue inspired by Kate Cadbury’s sandwich experience.
Beard Watching
Well it’s no secret that the beard is spreading. I have been making notes of them over the last few weeks and here are a selection of my favourites. I’m sure this chart is relevant way beyond Clapton. If you … Continue reading
Let the fun begin…
Farmhouse fashion Forecast: Reptile prints for ’14
We went to speak with Darlington Quince Crocodile-Levy, Head Honcho at the NSW Crocodile Farm, who, having seen sales rocket over recent months had this to say:

