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I once read that turkeys have to be brought indoors during heavy rain, as they have a tendency to look up at it, filling their airways until they drown. I am not sure if this is a fact, I just … Continue reading
I’m not particularly religious myself, but non-the-less, I couldn’t help but feel a certain irony while spending the morning in the Westfield Shopping Centre, Stratford yesterday…
Although the elf, known as Wendy, looked a bit like a normal woman with clip on ears, she was very kind and helpful.
Imagine I am whispering this in your ear. Gently, softly and a little bit spitty-ly… I can deal with the occasional TV ad for perfume (just), but at Christmas, the ratio crescendos to something more like a scream. Everyone is … Continue reading