Category Archives: opinion

B B B Blockbuster

OLD AND ANGRY Gristle Faced Cage plays a long in the toothed guy who is always seeing accidents in his rear view mirror. This makes him more and more angry and old. With the help of a very young and … Continue reading

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Lesson for today

My daughter ran into a lamp post today. This happened because she was not looking where she was going.

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Wee are not alone

Tiny wee fossils of bacteria have been found on meteors which have landed here from outer space, as published last week in the Journal of Cosmology. These are the findings of a Ph.D NASA man. Here is a slide of what … Continue reading

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Local Police

Got this through my door today. Anyone fancy a game of “Who’s Outnumbered”?

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What an arse.

Homosexuality was Illegal in Nazi Germany. Those convicted were either castrated, or later sentenced to death in concentration camps. Gay Prisoners were made to wear a pink triangles and within the camps were continually harassed and beaten.

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Results of chefing

So I am home. My first shift as a chef. Probably my last. I prepared a zillion salmon on toasts, cheese biscuits, and arrancini, whilst at the same time noting the large (caged) Boa Constrictor a foot to my right. … Continue reading

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New Experience

I have decided to try some new experiences so I can write about them. Today I am going to be a canape chef. I am going to wear the full chefs outfit and will be assisting at the private event … Continue reading

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Insecurity

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Madonna. Muscle Madness

How does she stay so muscular?

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Hell’s Bells.

objective: to find a photo and re draw it with one addition. Elton, dearest. Do you have to?. Imagine the view poor Zac’s got.

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