Category Archives: opinion
I’ll Drink No Wine: Groucho Marx
One of those days that makes you think this.
Some of The Bottoms in St Tropez
I promised you some men’s bottoms to make things fair. I spent the day on the beach at St Tropez under my Parasol with my sketchbook and darkest sun glasses. Ladies and Gentlemen I am pleased to present Some of … Continue reading
Very British Bitching
Eavesdropping again..Another great quote written down live from the table next to mine…
An Obedient Bridesmaid
I wrote this poem after speaking with a friend about her experience and perception of herself as a bridesmaid:
What The HELL Happened To The Babies’ Legs…
Effortless Confessions
I found a box of eggs on the carpet in the corner behind the curtains. They were 2 months past their use by date and like small grenades ready to go off at any moment. I knew immediately who the … Continue reading
Me Time.
A nice relaxing swim. Followed by getting changed in a room full of women who have it seems, long since past caring about privacy. I’m guessing they too have had kids.
Fashion Students’ Legs
My initial idea that these young women would represent all the excitement in the future of fashion was literally ripped apart. At the knees.
The Big Blue Finger
I am not trying to be clever, it’s just how I feel. Sorry NHS, sorry public services, sorry hard working people on shit wages. Now its time for the big blue finger.

