Tag Archives: Kids
The First Family Holiday Without Him
It was 1 year and 6 days ago when I decided to leave. He had been so bad that I was trembling. Small, tiny, but resonating right through me like a hum. Right down to my cells. I still do … Continue reading
The Self Adhesive Moustache
All 4 of them were wearing little self adhesive moustaches.. They were having a ball. But apparently you should not poo while wearing one, or at least according to my 4 year old….
Parents: New Washing Revolution
A revolutionary new washing machine designed with babies, toddlers, and pre schoolers in mind. Works right up until they leave home. #AllTypesOfShit
Parenting: On Independence
Sex: Pillow Talk
Since having kids pillow talk has changed considerably in our house.
Getting Cussed By My Kids
Advice Based On A Mistake I Made
What The HELL Happened To The Babies’ Legs…
I found a box of eggs on the carpet in the corner behind the curtains. They were 2 months past their use by date and like small grenades ready to go off at any moment. I knew immediately who the … Continue reading