Tag Archives: Kids

The First Family Holiday Without Him

It was 1 year and 6 days ago when I decided to leave. He had been so bad that I was trembling.  Small, tiny, but resonating right through me like a hum. Right down to my cells. I still do … Continue reading

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The Self Adhesive Moustache

All 4 of them were wearing little self adhesive moustaches.. They were having a ball. But apparently you should not poo while wearing one, or at least according to my 4 year old….

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Parents: New Washing Revolution

A revolutionary new washing machine designed with babies, toddlers, and pre schoolers in mind. Works right up until they leave home. #AllTypesOfShit    

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Parenting: On Independence

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Sex: Pillow Talk

Since having kids pillow talk has changed considerably in our house.

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Getting Cussed By My Kids

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Advice Based On A Mistake I Made

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What The HELL Happened To The Babies’ Legs…

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Effortless Confessions

I found a box of eggs on the carpet in the corner behind the curtains. They were 2 months past their use by date and like small grenades ready to go off at any moment. I knew immediately who the … Continue reading

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The 3 Year Old And The Blue Paint

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