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Actors and Brands and Disappointment

They are all doing it for some -much needed- extra cash. They should be punished by being forced to act with the product at all times forever.

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New Eco Spray For Middle Class Guilt

Can alleviate feelings of guilt such as: *Shopping in Tesco’s instead of locally *Spending £2.20 on a coffee *Sacking the cleaner *Pronouncing chorizo without a lisp *Screaming at the kids *Buying strawberries out of season *Forgetting to vote     … Continue reading

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The Trolley on Ryan Air

London to Toulon. Quick secret sketch of trolly lady. Unhappy panini pushing.

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Smoking in Costa Coffee

 

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Being Disliked over Coffee

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A grown man on a Scooter…

One went whizzing past me with his tie a flapping and his helmet shining this morning. He looked like he was pleased with himself. I scowled at him. It was the least I could have done.        

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The Westfield. At Christmas.

I’m not particularly religious myself, but non-the-less, I couldn’t help but feel a certain irony while spending the morning in the Westfield Shopping Centre, Stratford yesterday…

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The Elf in Hamleys

Although the elf, known as Wendy,  looked a bit like a normal woman with clip on ears, she was very kind and helpful.

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Perfume Advert Swap Shop

Imagine I am whispering this in your ear. Gently, softly and a little bit spitty-ly… I can deal with the occasional TV ad for perfume (just), but at Christmas, the ratio crescendos to something more like a scream. Everyone is … Continue reading

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Matching shoes and toolbox

 

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