The Moment Before the Moment.

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Future shoot..

Some sketches I did recently while at a shoot in the studio. shot by Julia Kennedy

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British Sunbathers

 

 

A day at the seaside. Only in Britain. British_Beach02 British_Beach03 British_Beach04 British_Beach01

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Updating Your Profile Picture: Are you Shagable enough?

So whenever women and girls on FB update their profile picture there is quite often a sub-plot of shagability. Either demure, yet shagable, sexy and clearly up for it yet Shagable, understated and shagable, or worst still, a plain shagable, self taken picture on a mobile phone. Men tend not to worry with their own profiles, although it seems important that men comment on your profile picture update according to how hot you are..

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8 out of 10 people at a fashion shoot prefer to wear Converse

Literally. 8 out of 10.

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P.R. Bunny Kicker

I have worked with many P.R girls. I have learned something from this. Do not mess with P.R girls.

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A Really Tight Deadline.

I told someone that I had a really tight deadline today. I didn’t have a really tight deadline. I am just used to saying I have one and I was worried that if I didn’t say it that he might not get the job done, as everyone else would tell him about their tight deadlines, and he might forget about my not so tight one.

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Bullshit Baffles Brains

“Bullshit baffles brains.” A quote from my Great Uncle Gilbert, QC. He said that was what won him his cases. Well, I am fell victim to this last week. This is what I was told. I still don’t know what any of it meant. Feel free to enlighten me.Jargon02

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The Bum Crack-ers

Another sub genre of cyclist: Bums in the air, boys! (Staring at one of these is the best trick yet for repressing any desire for a bacon sandwich)

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My work in L.A..

I don’t normally put my commercial work up on my blog, but I was excited to see my latest series of illustrations for Charlotte Olympia‘s collection on her new LA store while it is being renovated. Photographed by Jason Hetherington. It’s not officially out until late May, but it’s a sneaky peek. I’ll be doing the windows in L.A, N.Y and London.  That wasn’t very funny was it.

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