Very British Bitching

Eavesdropping again..Another great quote written down live from the table next to mine…British bitching

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An Obedient Bridesmaid

I wrote this poem after speaking with a friend about her experience and perception of herself as a bridesmaid:

The Bridesmaid Poem

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What The HELL Happened To The Babies’ Legs…

LegsSml

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Effortless Confessions

I found a box of eggs on the carpet in the corner behind the curtains. They were 2 months past their use by date and like small grenades ready to go off at any moment. I knew immediately who the culprit was. But I didn’t expect   Such a total lack of remorse, she barely blinked at the question and continued to stuff her fistful of crisps into her fat little chops. 

  

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The 3 Year Old And The Blue Paint

Left Unattended

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Me Time.

A nice relaxing swim. Followed by getting changed in a room full of women who have it seems, long since past caring about privacy. I’m guessing they too have had kids.swimming ool changing roomssml

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People#1: At The Swimming Baths.

swimming bathsSML

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