Modern Parenting #3: Perineal Massage. A Modern Must

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Political Leaders and Sandwiches.

A poem I wrote a little while ago regarding Thursday’s general election. I will be voting, but I will feel a little like I’m choosing a sandwich in a bad supermarket:

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Hypnobirthing. Another Must.

A quick visualisation of my friends’ Hypnobirthing experience. #ModernBirthingMusts :

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Bullshit Baffles Brains

Sounding off in Carluccio’s. a little eave’s dropping this morning confirms the bullshit motto taught to me by my Great Uncle Gilbert. (Wonderful man). Just look at that finger. 

 

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A Small Observation On The School Run

Media Mum demonstrates irritating and not uncommon 500-decibel-own-child-worship. Sideways glance from Mother in Niquab confirms this.

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School Rumour: Half Bull Baby

A new school rumour for you from Eleanor Verner:

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